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Relief

Steve (rootbeer1) just came home bearing a doughnut pillow to soothe my bruised coccyx. It actually feels great--I'm bringing it everywhere with me. Now what shall I name it?

I'm seeing my doc for a regular checkup next week, and I'll ask him if there's anything else I can do for my broken ass. Some opiates would be nice....

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sunbeam_bears
Dec. 6th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, I'm trying to come up with a cute name for your pillow, but I'm still giggling at the word "coccyx".
rootbeer1
Dec. 6th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
How about Duncan? As in Duncan Donut?

Ha ha ha ha ha!
rootbeer1
Dec. 6th, 2006 04:51 am (UTC)
I slay me!
woofytexan
Dec. 6th, 2006 05:02 am (UTC)
*grabs the knife*
quirkstreet
Dec. 6th, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)
I certainly hope your ass is all better the next time I have an opportunity to touch it.
sunbeam_bears
Dec. 6th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
Of COURSE your ass is broken! There's a big crack in it!




I'm sorry...had to...I apologize for my lack of taste...
bentwright
Dec. 6th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
"Herpie (the Love Bum)" comes to mind...
squalidbear
Dec. 6th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
It shall be named McSphincter, obviously.

poohbearjim
Dec. 6th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
You could call it your Life Saver!
greggjim
Dec. 6th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
ButtHole II?

Actually,

Butthole Redux

has a better ring to it.
tbass
Dec. 6th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
How exactly did you break your ass in the first place?
sfgarry
Dec. 6th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
Your manhole cover?
mamoosh
Dec. 6th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
"The Ass Gasket"
woofytexan
Dec. 6th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
My Big Fat Gay Donuthole?
beastbriskett
Dec. 6th, 2006 06:26 am (UTC)
A bum-bun, of course.

Sorry that you're having to deal with this--a bruised coccyx is no fun.
pauliebearsf
Dec. 6th, 2006 07:07 am (UTC)
OUCH.....I feel your pain....
I did the same thing back in junior high school...They put me in traction for two weeks....Feel better xoxoxoxoxo

beardoc
Dec. 6th, 2006 12:02 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised you're not on anything already. Regular acetomenophen does help, too. Not by itself, but it has an opioid sparing effect.
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