As I come home from work and open the front door to the atrium, I discover a large box lying on the concrete. Sometimes UPS just tosses packages over the atrium wall (hopefully none marked "Fragile"). It's addressed to Steve, so I bring it inside and place it on the kitchen counter where he'll see it when he comes it.
An hour passes. From my upstairs study I hear the outer front door open and shut, then the inner door. The security system chirps "beep beep beep" as it always does. I hear "Woohoo!" as Steve sees the package, then a scream of delight as he opens it and sees what's inside.
What could make Steve so eggcited?
THE EGGSTRACTOR!!!!!!
(As Seen On TV)
He's downstairs now cooking hard-boiled eggs.
I love him so.
An hour passes. From my upstairs study I hear the outer front door open and shut, then the inner door. The security system chirps "beep beep beep" as it always does. I hear "Woohoo!" as Steve sees the package, then a scream of delight as he opens it and sees what's inside.
What could make Steve so eggcited?
THE EGGSTRACTOR!!!!!!
(As Seen On TV)
He's downstairs now cooking hard-boiled eggs.
I love him so.
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*pondering* Do I have eggs in the fridge?
Help me. I'm positive I won't sleep until I know for sure.
Steve actually wasn't boiling eggs last night--he was emptying the dishwasher, so we haven't tried it out yet. It's incredibly cheap and cheesy. It did come with an egg slicer, though, which you just can't have too many of in your well-equipped Mid-Century Modern kitchen.
Do you give demonstrations?
Alvy Singer : It was great seeing Annie again and I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was just knowing her and I thought of that old joke, you know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and uh, the doctor says, 'well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but uh, I guess we keep going through it...because...most of us need the eggs.
sheesh. :)