Jack (qbear) wrote,
Jack
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Life's Simple Pleasures

As I come home from work and open the front door to the atrium, I discover a large box lying on the concrete. Sometimes UPS just tosses packages over the atrium wall (hopefully none marked "Fragile"). It's addressed to Steve, so I bring it inside and place it on the kitchen counter where he'll see it when he comes it.

An hour passes. From my upstairs study I hear the outer front door open and shut, then the inner door. The security system chirps "beep beep beep" as it always does. I hear "Woohoo!" as Steve sees the package, then a scream of delight as he opens it and sees what's inside.

What could make Steve so eggcited?



THE EGGSTRACTOR!!!!!!



(As Seen On TV)

He's downstairs now cooking hard-boiled eggs.

I love him so.
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