I always suspected this

The Potion Maker
qbearium is a cloudy, crumbly mauve solid pulled from the leaves of a twisted pine tree.
rootbeer1ium is a cloudy, soft olive solid made from the saliva of a wolf.
Mixing qbearium with rootbeer1ium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky peach potion which gives the user protection from death.
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