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Am I a big sissy or what?

I never was one to play with dolls (though I confess I still have my teddy bear from when I was 3), but I've coveted one of these since I first saw it....

Kitty Fun Barbie!!!



Yes, Barbie has a kitty cat, complete with Fancy Feast® cat food, brush, comb, litter box, and toy mouse. But wait!! There's more!!! Kitty also has a water bottle. You can feed the cat water, fill the litter box with the included litter, then squeeze Kitty till she pees in the litter!! Then scoop up the mess with the included litter scoop!!! Is this wild, or what??? And dig Barbie's groovy outfit!!!

Thanks to the miracle that is eBay, I now am in possession of my very own KFB!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



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_decibel_
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC)
that'll be fabulous in the Marcia Brady room!!
arkanjil
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC)
um, ok
*slightly worried look as he backs away slowly...*
fuzzygruf
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
Oh good, now you can keep Junior busy tonight playing with your dolls! :-P

Great! Good job, Jack!
quirkstreet
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
MUST you post kitty porn in your journal? ;-) Can't you stick to naked pics of yourself?

And darling, clay-based litters are SO OVER. Step up to the majesty that is compressed pine pellet litter!
excessor
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
Damn. You made a “kitty porn” comment first. Curse your fast fingers!
progbear
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
I still like Animal Lovin' Barbie™. She wore a leopard-skin vest to show just how much she loved animals!

Animal Lovin' Barbie™ sez, “Fur is murder...to clean!”

Possibly my favourite Mattel® cock-up this side of Earring Magic Ken™.
cowboygreg
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
Just wait'll Kitty finds out Barbie can't open up those little cans of cat food because her fingers are fused together.

Then you'll be searching for Barbie's Cosmetic Surgery Fun Pak on eBay.
(Plastic surgeon Ken sold separately)
orange_groves
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
*MORE SHIVER*
redbeardedblond
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
OMG!

Envy, thy name is Richard!

DON'T YOU DARE run out of play litter before I get to try!
orange_groves
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
*SHIVER*
redbeardedblond
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
You're jealous, admit it!

Or do you just want Bauer Barbie? *wink*

Complete in period smock and "kitchen of tomorrow" by GE.

God, if they made that I'd snap one up in a HEARTBEAT!
orange_groves
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)
BAUER BARBIE

O M GAWD!

Actually, I'd rather have a Godzilla Action Figure to tear down Tokyo with.
redbeardedblond
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
i must invent bauer barbie...
orange_groves
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:53 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, with her own Tiki Bar. She and FurrBall Barbie , oops I mean Kitty Fun Barbie, could be such good pals.
redbeardedblond
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
no no... that's the drag/bear barbie... furrball..

nevermind... it's not working...

bad joke overload alert!

REVERSE THE FLOW!
orange_groves
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC)
#2 Output Pipe Shutting Down!
abearius
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
I want to lick your glasses.
double_ohsteven
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
She's gonna blow captain!!!

Beam me up Scotty Barbie.
albadger
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC)
All you had to do was ASK!
My sister-in-law got me this for Xmas in 2002. I refuse to accept it, and it's still sitting on a dresser in their guest room. My nephews take enormous delight in reminding me that it is still there for me. But, hey, if I had any idea that one of my friends wanted one...
qbear
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
Re: All you had to do was ASK!
Send it to kdotdammit (see below). Her daughter will love it!!!
albadger
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
Re: All you had to do was ASK!
Well, heck, if I had it with me I'd take it to Tucson and deliver it, but it's still at my brother's house in San Diego, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let them know I actually want the thing after letting it sit there for two years. I'll just smuggle it out next time I visit, leaving a Kitty Fun Barbie-shaped hole in the dust.
rootbeer1
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
It's the picture of you kissing the box that takes this over the top!

It's like the way you kiss the check I give you for the mortgage!
redbeardedblond
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
Must... resist... the obvious... kissing... reference!!!...

Must... reSIST!

redbackfur
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
bigredpaul is known as Plumpy. With your new kitty toy, I think I'll call you [info]Clumpy
qbear
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
Ok, but I get to call you [info]LittlePaulyPrissypants
redbackfur
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
Am I prissy???
qbear
Jan. 6th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Not really....but Cartman on South Park has a doll he serves tea to (in private, at his little tea parties)..

"More tea, Little Polly Prissypants?"

I just like the sound of it.
redbackfur
Jan. 6th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
Ah, I get it now. We are still getting caught up on all the SouthPark lore, as we have only had cable for 5 months.
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kdotdammit
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
OMG Don't even let Bean get her little hand NEAR that thing. Barbie kitties that make real pee?!?! It doesn't get much better than that.
greatbearmd
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
Well, that fits in with the statistics that livejournal's primary member demographic is 17 year old females!
redbackfur
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Or 30-40 somthing Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls.
graphicubsf
Jan. 6th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA?? Was that the Spongebob laugh?? Good for you.
abearius
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
I am stunned. Impressed, too. I. . . I. . . I am speechless! :-)
poohbearjim
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
If kitty ever misses the box, you can always use this as a threat to rectify the situation.
dacubsf
Jan. 6th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
I much prefer GI Joe with the GI Joe dream Hummer
animbear
Jan. 6th, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
You know the first thing I'm going to do when I visit next is say "Did you get a cat? It smells like a litterbox in here."
double_ohsteven
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
I could have used the kitty tonight when someone spilled cranberry juice on my carpet, pee kitty pee. That will get the stain out!
markosf
Jan. 7th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
I had no idea you were so *wrong*.
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