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Am I a big sissy or what?

I never was one to play with dolls (though I confess I still have my teddy bear from when I was 3), but I've coveted one of these since I first saw it....

Kitty Fun Barbie!!!

Yes, Barbie has a kitty cat, complete with Fancy Feast® cat food, brush, comb, litter box, and toy mouse. But wait!! There's more!!! Kitty also has a water bottle. You can feed the cat water, fill the litter box with the included litter, then squeeze Kitty till she pees in the litter!! Then scoop up the mess with the included litter scoop!!! Is this wild, or what??? And dig Barbie's groovy outfit!!!

Thanks to the miracle that is eBay, I now am in possession of my very own KFB!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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Jan. 6th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC)
that'll be fabulous in the Marcia Brady room!!
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:31 pm (UTC)
um, ok
*slightly worried look as he backs away slowly...*
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
Oh good, now you can keep Junior busy tonight playing with your dolls! :-P

Great! Good job, Jack!
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
MUST you post kitty porn in your journal? ;-) Can't you stick to naked pics of yourself?

And darling, clay-based litters are SO OVER. Step up to the majesty that is compressed pine pellet litter!
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
Damn. You made a “kitty porn” comment first. Curse your fast fingers!
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
I still like Animal Lovin' Barbie™. She wore a leopard-skin vest to show just how much she loved animals!

Animal Lovin' Barbie™ sez, “Fur is murder...to clean!”

Possibly my favourite Mattel® cock-up this side of Earring Magic Ken™.
Jan. 6th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
Just wait'll Kitty finds out Barbie can't open up those little cans of cat food because her fingers are fused together.

Then you'll be searching for Barbie's Cosmetic Surgery Fun Pak on eBay.
(Plastic surgeon Ken sold separately)
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)

Envy, thy name is Richard!

DON'T YOU DARE run out of play litter before I get to try!
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
You're jealous, admit it!

Or do you just want Bauer Barbie? *wink*

Complete in period smock and "kitchen of tomorrow" by GE.

God, if they made that I'd snap one up in a HEARTBEAT!
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:38 pm (UTC)


Actually, I'd rather have a Godzilla Action Figure to tear down Tokyo with.
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
i must invent bauer barbie...
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:53 pm (UTC)
Oh yes, with her own Tiki Bar. She and FurrBall Barbie , oops I mean Kitty Fun Barbie, could be such good pals.
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
no no... that's the drag/bear barbie... furrball..

nevermind... it's not working...

bad joke overload alert!

Jan. 6th, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC)
#2 Output Pipe Shutting Down!
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:09 pm (UTC)
I want to lick your glasses.
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
She's gonna blow captain!!!

Beam me up Scotty Barbie.
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC)
All you had to do was ASK!
My sister-in-law got me this for Xmas in 2002. I refuse to accept it, and it's still sitting on a dresser in their guest room. My nephews take enormous delight in reminding me that it is still there for me. But, hey, if I had any idea that one of my friends wanted one...
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
Re: All you had to do was ASK!
Send it to kdotdammit (see below). Her daughter will love it!!!
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
Re: All you had to do was ASK!
Well, heck, if I had it with me I'd take it to Tucson and deliver it, but it's still at my brother's house in San Diego, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let them know I actually want the thing after letting it sit there for two years. I'll just smuggle it out next time I visit, leaving a Kitty Fun Barbie-shaped hole in the dust.
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
It's the picture of you kissing the box that takes this over the top!

It's like the way you kiss the check I give you for the mortgage!
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
Must... resist... the obvious... kissing... reference!!!...

Must... reSIST!

Jan. 6th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
bigredpaul is known as Plumpy. With your new kitty toy, I think I'll call you [info]Clumpy
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
Ok, but I get to call you [info]LittlePaulyPrissypants
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
Am I prissy???
Jan. 6th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Not really....but Cartman on South Park has a doll he serves tea to (in private, at his little tea parties)..

"More tea, Little Polly Prissypants?"

I just like the sound of it.
Jan. 6th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
Ah, I get it now. We are still getting caught up on all the SouthPark lore, as we have only had cable for 5 months.
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Jan. 6th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
OMG Don't even let Bean get her little hand NEAR that thing. Barbie kitties that make real pee?!?! It doesn't get much better than that.
Jan. 6th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
Well, that fits in with the statistics that livejournal's primary member demographic is 17 year old females!
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
Or 30-40 somthing Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrls.
Jan. 6th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA?? Was that the Spongebob laugh?? Good for you.
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
I am stunned. Impressed, too. I. . . I. . . I am speechless! :-)
Jan. 6th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
If kitty ever misses the box, you can always use this as a threat to rectify the situation.
Jan. 6th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
I much prefer GI Joe with the GI Joe dream Hummer
Jan. 6th, 2005 11:23 pm (UTC)
You know the first thing I'm going to do when I visit next is say "Did you get a cat? It smells like a litterbox in here."
Jan. 7th, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
I could have used the kitty tonight when someone spilled cranberry juice on my carpet, pee kitty pee. That will get the stain out!
Jan. 7th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
I had no idea you were so *wrong*.
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